Monday Minute: Sex, Burping, and Flying?!

Today's Monday Minute is being hosted by Jen at A Daily Scoop of Chaos, because she's totally AWESOME! and, because she won it in the Mission Monkey Raffle.

Who could resist joining in on this week's fun with questions like these?! And, even a music one! Woohoo! so, let's get to it: ♪Lets' get this party started♪ (Pink)

1. Can you burp the ABC's? What?! No! Ladies don't do that! *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* oops :-) I'm such a Diva

2. So lets just say you have a 9+ hour drive ahead of you would you consider wearing Depends so you didn't have to stop multiple times? 9? no definitely not...but 10? now, that's different.

3. Would you your tongue down five feet of a NYC street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril? Is the stranger cute? Do I get to pick? the stranger, not the nose!

4. If you had an envelope that contained the date you would die would you open it? I'd like to saybetter left to chance...would've missed the dance♪ (Garth Brooks) but really: ♪Give it to me, baby, uh huh uh huh♪ (The Offspring)

5. Which one song describes your sex life best?

Bonus Q: 6.Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? I get a choice?! no one told me I had a choice! Why'd I get stuck with this damn peeing thing?!


  1. I think that bonus question is a trick question. Who wouldn't want to fly?

  2. #5 - I was just looking on YouTube for some of their videos (particularly the re-make for "Relax". Love Bad Touch as well......classic lines,

    The bonus question had me thinking - I can't decide - but I have to do both anyways!

  3. OMG!!! I laughed SO HARD... Darn BONUS QUESTION!!! At least with flying you stay dry and the air will clear! ;p


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