Can we talk about colonoscopy for a minute?! I know uncomfortable topic, but I have to say, I always feared the discomfort of the procedure, but that's nothing, you're asleep for that. It's the day before when you have to drink a gallon, (literally, it's a gallon!) of nasty sea water tasting stuff to clean you out, and then you spend the night checking to see if everything coming out of you has cleared up, that is the horror of the procedure!
Oh, and let me say, if you're a patient in the hospital, and you need a nurse, use the call button! Don't selfishly yell the nurse's name over and over like a damn broken record! There are other patients, you know!
And, if you're a nurse of a patient that is waiting to produce something for culture, don't repeatedly ask the patient in your sweetest little baby voice if they've made "boom boom" yet. Seriously, you're a grown man, it's not cute!
Okay, enough dirty talk. Have a great weekend, and be sure to get your frag on at Half-Past kissin' time.
♪Dirty deeds done dirt cheap♪ (AC/DC)