Writer's Workshop: What is this about?!

It's Writer's Workshop Day at Mama Kat's, but I don't know what to write about.

I could write about the time I put my foot in my mouth, but ya'll don't want to hear about that! It wasn't that big a deal, I just didn't have any clippers around!

I'd write about the experience I had with a celebrity, but after the arrest, I promised I wouldn't speak of our affair again, though I don't know what the big deal is, so, what if I followed him around a little, he loved me, why else would he run away and play hard to get? Those people with the cameras were alwys there trying to snap pictures of us, and it just got too hard to get close to him. And, his feelings for me could interfere with his work, so we had to call it off. So, I won't be talking about that.

I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me. Papapaparazzi (Lady Gaga)

And, I was gonna tell you about the person I forgot about until right now, but I'm pre-menopausal and I can't remember a thing! Nothing! Seriously, you laugh, but this one time...What was I saying? I forgot.

I will remember before I forget, before I forget that! (Slip Knot)