Monday Minute: What's Your Name Little Girl?


Monday Minute1. Who is your "what-if" person?(What-if person being what if I married this person or am now in a relationship with "this" person) What if I married any of those douche mongers I dated before Bear? Would I have baby douche mongers? And would that make me a baby douche monger wrangler? *shudders at the thought*  ♪Sometimes I thank God, for unanswered prayers♪ (Garth Brooks)

2. What is your nickname? You know, I always wanted a cool nickname, but nicknames don't work real well when you give 'em to yourself. No matter how hard I tried nothing would stick. "hi, my name is Amethyst, but you can call me ____________________"  ♪you don't have to call me Darling, Darling you never even call me by my name♪ (David Allen Coe)

3. If you could choose how you died, how would you like to die? I've watched that show 1000 Ways to Die, but I haven't found an option I like, yet. One woman died from masturbating with a carrot, (how'd you like to be found like that? Would your family just tell people you died while peeling a carrot?) Another died from some strange flesh eating bacteria she got from an old razor, (this now has me scared to death to shave so I may very well die from choking on my own over grown body hair.)

4. If you could have named yourself, which name would you have picked? That's the great thing about blog world, on here you can name yourself, and I did: Amethyst but in Real life, I probably would have gone with something like Jade or Zoe or Star or Moonshine. I don't know, just throwing stuff out there. ♪That's not my name that's not my name♪ (the Ting Tings)

5. Who were you named after or for what reason did your parents choose your name? My parents couldn't agree on anything, including my name, so right after my mom named me after a country singer they promptly got a ♪D-I-V-O-R-C-E♪ (Tammy Wynette)