BlogHer, Broken Couch, and a Monday Minute

I had a great time at BlogHer in NYC, and I can't wait to tell you all about it, but I'm still recovering from being underslept and overswagged, so you'll have to give me time.

First Blogher Newbie mistake: Thinking I'd actually have the time to blog while there. I tried, but everytime I sat down to write, something else would be going on, or I'd just be too tired to write a coherent sentence.

Second Blogher Newbie mistake: Breaking a couch! Yup it happened! My fat ass broke a couch in this swanky high end restaurant! Sat on it and it collapsed! The leg broke, and the people on the other side of the couch went flying across the room like they were shot out of a canon. (ok, that part didn't really happen, but it might as well have for how embarrassed I was!) Just think, if I hadn't lost all that weight; it might've fell right through the floor! ♪Fat bottom girls, they make the "Blogher" world go round♪ (Queen)

Stay tuned for more from my NYC BlogHer adventure. But now, It's time for the Monday Minute.
Monday Minute

What was your "oh no, I'm turning into my Mom/Dad" moment? I can honestly say that I am nothing like my Mom, but I have screamed at the top of my lungs like a raving lunatic, and that's very "Mom" like. ♪she goes running for the shleter of her Mother's little helper♪ (Rolling Stones)

What current commercial do you find the most annoying/funny? I love the Orbitz commercials you Mickey Fickey Lintlicker!

If you could only eat one color food for the rest of your life what would it be? Brown, for sure! It's the color of chocolate, meat, and cookies! ♪Brown sugar, how come you taste so good?♪

What is your current Facebook/Myspace/Twitter status? I haven't had time to update facebook, so it probably still says that I'm leaving for NYC. I don't use Myspace, and Twitter probably says how awesome my roomies at BlogHer were, because they totally rocked! Tweet out to @thesexygeek, @queenofquirky & @KarenMW

F, Marry, Kill from this list below. Women pick from the men, men pick from the women.

Snookie (from Jersey Shore), Ellen DeGeneres, Betty White

Regis Philbin, Justin Bieber, Perez Hilton

Ok, so why did the guys get such a good damn list and the women's choices suck?! I can't stand Perez, don't get the whole Justin thing, and Regis?! Really! So, given my options: I'd be more likely to choose to F Ellen, marry Betty, and Kill Snookie. Yeah, I'm breaking the rules, I'm such a rebel! ♪Breakin' the law breakin the law♪


  1. LOL at breaking the couch. That is just too hilarious. OMG I love the orbit commercials. I call some of my friends lint lickers. Its even funnier when they have no idea what the hell I am saying.

    The girls really did get a shitty list to pick from. I would proabbly elect to kill both Justin and Perez in the slowest way possible. Does that make me a horrible person?

  2. yikes, poor you. i have done embarrasing things like that before. no worries there! :)

  3. Okay seriously, that couch incident was a little chuckle worthy. I could not believe it happened. But at least your incident was over-shadowed by the balsamic vinegar flying across the table and somebody being covered in it :).


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