This weeks prompt at Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop is: Write an open letter to a celebrity
Dear Celebrity Tweeter,
Helloooo, over here. No, not you, her! yes, you! why did you ignore me? I thought we were friends. You accepted my request on FaceBook. I always respond to you when you tweet, always! Your requests to follow this link or give to that cause, I do them all! I listen intensely to everything you say, because that's what friends do! Friends, listen! Friends, are there for you when you need them! So, where were you when I needed you?! ♪I needed you and you 'weren't' there♪ (Anne Murray)
I send you one little tweet, just one small question, and you couldn't take 140 characters out of your day to respond?! What's wrong with you?! I thought we were close! I thought you cared! You always tweet about saving the world, but you won't do anything to save our friendship! Well, that's it! We're through! That's right! See that lower number up there in the followers column? See it? that's me! I'm gone! Done! So you just keep sending your little tweets, but I won't be reading them anymore! You watch your gonna miss me! ♪You're gonna miss this♪ (Trace Adkins)
Oh, and by the way, you're not much of a celebrity anyway! I mean, really what have you done lately?! You're not even on Celebreality or anything...and you call yourself a star! Well, you're not a star at all! you're nothing! I'm done!
So I guess that's it? You're just gonna let me leave?! You're not even gonna try to stop me?!
Wait! what?! was that tweet for me? It was wasn't it? I mean, you didn't say my name or anything, but I know you were talking to me! Oh, you love me? Oh, I love you too! ♪Infatuation tion tion♪ (Rod Stewart)
I'll never stop following you!
Oops! I think you accidentally blocked me, but, don't worry, I created a new screen name, so if you're looking for me, I'm over here now. I'll send you some tweets so you'll know it's me.
Signed with reciprocated love,
Your biggest fan
♪you are an obsession, you're my obsession, I will find a way and I will have you...♪ (Human League)