Women's magazine's seem to always have a "what's in her bag?" section, where some celebrity's very luxurious items are neatly laid out for us to ooh and aah over. I always think if they were to ask me "what's in your bag?" they'd be bored before I ever got it all out.
The photographer would say:
"No, that's okay mam, we don't need to see your month old receipts."
"Uh, mam half those coupons are expired."
"Thanks we've seen enough."
"no, really mam, it's okay we've seen all we need to. Thanks."
What do you think?
|My fabulous zombie purse.|
|Most the crap in it.|
My awesome Unicorn wallet by Parcel.
Hemp Hand lotion by Body Shop (this stuff is the best, non-greasy hand creme!)
Cinnamon Bun lipgloss by Philosophy
Vanilla SPF 30 lip balm by Blistex
Pens and hair things and of course some aspirin for those teenage headaches.
A stack of business cards for friends, mixed in with some random receipts
My uber stylish anchor pill case by Classic Hardware
My wicked cool Rolling Stones Zippo, (the fuel usually evaporates before I use it because I don't smoke.)
A Breast friends pin
Band-aids, put there this morning because the dog leash sliced my cuticle, (they're Scooby Doo.)
My inhaler in case some hot guy takes my breath away.
And, finally, a whole crap load of coupons, because you just never know when a great deal might come along!
Not shown: more coupons, loose change, my employee badge, and receipts that I keep for some unknown freakin' reason! Oh, and the $5 I found when emptying out my purse for this picture which I quickly spent on breakfast.
So,what does my purse say about me? carefree? frugal?
It says I'm one hot mess and I need to clean out my purse, but I'll find ya a deal!
♪And, please just save me if you can from the blasphemy in my wasteland♪ (Shinedown)